The Colombians

So to my hearts break I lost my blower with a week of the South America trip to go, and have no Colombia photies at all :-(

Honestly (not regrettably) we really did fek all but follow the Caribbean coast up and down, tanning like old boots!

So to sum up Colombia;

CARTAGENA
Taught to Salsa dance by a very drunk old man, that looked a bit like a cartoon monkey.
Strolled the old town aka inside a Disney film!
Got motor taxis (teen boys on rambler bikes) to the most beautiful beach my eyes did see, Playa Blanca.
Had a mud / fart bath in a 50ft high volcano (Photie stollen from a pals FB) 

PALOMINO

Met a feking loco guy from Manchester that we had to hide from daily.
Picked mangoes from the tree outside our room for breakfast.

TAGANGA 
Had my flip flops stealthy stollen by a crazy cat lady.
Went to a nightclub with an outdoor dancefloor overlooking the sea - D boats!

SANTA MARTA

Broke a hammock with my holiday weight.
Got a lapdance off a Will Ferrel lookalike.

...and that was about it!

So after some of the most amazing experiences of our lives we left SA with a tan, some conversation (ferel) spanish, and a slight addiction to plantain chips... 

Nexto, Auckland and 'Corbs & Pears the NZ times'...EEEEE!!!