This place is huge, and defo a bit frightening.. And so so high in altitude you can't ascend a street without a 4 step pitstop (which looks and feels mega sexual).. But for all the shiz, it was actually pretty cool!
We went to a witches market one day and told that lama foetuses are so sacred, that one has to be buried in the foundations of any new building, as a sacrifice to Mother Nature.. And in really grand buildings they're said to use a live human! They'll just go and swipe a homeless man, and lay him neath the building appaz! How lavely!
Most women wear traditional clothes here, like tutu's, pinafores and tiny bowler hats (which you never stop finding pleasing to the eye), but apparently if their hat is on at an angle, this means they're single.. And because Bolivian men want strong women, where as at home a woman might seduce a man with her chebs and charm (or lady lips in some cases), the women here flash their meaty calves, as a sign that she can carry all of his kids and groceries and shit! Although pea calve Pearson wore a dress one day and got followed about 6 blocks by a young boy, to my utmost amuse!
All in all LP is cool, and defo worth a visit.. But having lost most of our tan and half of our body weight, we're heading for a detox and eye sex time at Lake Titicaca..
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